Charlie Caruso’s Quips
Never flirt with the boss’ girlfriend. You must ask the right question of the right person at the right time. Great books usually make lousy […]
Charlie Caruso’s Quips
Mighty man with all his nukes has been crowned by a corona before he could put up his dukes. The man in the seat gets […]
Charlie Caruso’s Quips
This is the 2020 decade. Will we see a better world? Don’t count on it. Breakfast is best. No surprises as reliable as sunrise. The […]
Charlie Caruso’s Quips
The woman always decides. The first letter of the New York Times logo looks like Trump in profile. A fool and his Honey are soon […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso You can do anything they can’t stop you from doing. A man who calls a woman ‘baby’ doesn’t know much about women […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Too much is just right. The one who calls is the one in need. From the cosmic to the comic to cognac. […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Politicians: One year they’re inducted, next year they’re indicted. Confession may be good for the soul but it’s hard on a marriage. […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso New York is the only city where you can see Dada at MoMA. Spring is a promise summer doesn’t keep. Dogs are […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso – A woman’s touch is always a signal. If the passage from life to death is as painless as the passage from […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso No one should have guns but the police and army. Anyone found with a gun should be sent to Arizona for an […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso It’s impossible to carry a pizza home with dignity. Tom Brady is Jack Kennedy. He’s a winner, rich and famous, Irish from […]
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By Charles Caruso Sex is undignified. Often the people in our fondest memories don’t even remember the event. Booze tastes good and it makes us […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Too much is just right. Christmas lights: Signals of love and loneliness. The moon is useless. At least the sun warms us […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Thumbing through an old telephone book can be a melancholy experience. Always put important things in the same place. The majestic grace […]
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By Charles Caruso Thought on 9/11 – Politics plus religion equals blood. There’s a little click in the air when early afternoon turns late. The […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Everyone laughs at the boss’ jokes. ___ The term ‘summer reading’ is absurd. You should read all year long. ___ Nothing serious […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Cityscape: No curtains, ladder against a wall. Someone’s gone, someone new is coming. ___ Everyone rewrites his life into a form he […]
Caruso’s Quips
By Charles Caruso Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die. ___ Sunrise doesn’t start the day. Coffee does. ___ Dogs […]