By Charles Caruso
Too much is just right.
The one who calls is the one in need.
From the cosmic to the comic to cognac.
Sign outside geriatric clinic: Geezer Diseases.
Tea is a slap on the wrist. Coffee is a punch in the nose.
Delay is death to the petitioner.
The one who calls is the one in need.
Never sit with your back to the waitresses’ station.
Every departure is a little death.
Am I the only one who still misses Anthony Bourdain?
