By Charles Caruso
Sex is undignified.
Often the people in our fondest memories don’t even remember the event.
Booze tastes good and it makes us feel good. What more do you want?
When we’re children the priests tell us we have souls. When we’re students the professors tell us we have intellects.When we’re old, the doctors tell us . . . Oh, never mind.
Was it originally ice’d cream? (with an apostrophe)
December lights oblique but bright.
If a woman looked at a man the way models look at a camera, he’d turn and run.
As brief and intense as a hospital friendship.
You hear about womanizers, but never manizers.
Nothing ever gets put back the same way.
When time and distance are involved, nobody shows up on schedule.
It’s bad enough when a wailing fire engine stops outside outside your apartment house, but it’s a lot worse when the firemen point up toward your floor.
This month was a busy one for both openings and closings. There were a couple of high profile openings, and three of the closing restaurants will relocate to other neighborhoods.
