By Charles Caruso
Sex is like fire. It can keep the house warm—or burn it down.
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A woman’s touch is always a signal.
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Deep in March snow, shop windows have an April glow.
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Small pooch, small poops, less to scoop.
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Without women, all the men would have killed each other a thousand years ago.
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An epigram doesn’t have to be true. It has to be clever.
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Some people are mustard. Some are mayonnaise.
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Spies’ memoirs always leave out the best parts.
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Where a man’s eye lingers, his hand yearns to go.
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No matter how tired, a parent must get up and answer the phone.
