By Charles Caruso
Too much is just right.
Christmas lights: Signals of love and loneliness.
The moon is useless. At least the sun warms us and lights things up.
The moon doesn’t want to get involved. It just floats around up there aimlessly and then suddenly disappears.
Some people are linguini, others are rigatoni.
We should begin to feel sorry for this blond bouffant buffoon. So many people hate him and he knows he’s way out of his depth. Get another job, Donny.
Marriage: Two virtual strangers sleeping in the same bed.
For a man and a woman, talk is the most important thing. Not sex, not money.
If you can’t talk, forget it.
Little by little we get it together and little by little it falls apart.
Get mad, not sad. Anger is better than depression.
We do a thing once, thinking we’ll do it again. But we never do it again and it becomes a day in our life.
