By Charles Caruso
The man in the seat gets the heat, the fame or the blame.
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Dogs are not as stupid as cats think.
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In these mass shootings, pity the gunman too.
Think of the hell the poor devil went through before he cracked.
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Geography is history.
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New sex site: Orgasm.com
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Some people are jam, some are jelly.
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Mopey Dick: A gripping novel about erectile disfunction.
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Inspired, insipid.
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Giving someone a stained and wrinkled dollar bill is an insult.
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Christmas isn’t the merriest holiday — It’s the saddest:
Another year gone and closer to the big goodbye.
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A prince can survive anything but ridicule.
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Santa Claus is God in a red suit.
