By Charles Caruso
FBI: For Business Interests. CIA: Corporations In Action.
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The eternal question: What’s in it for me?
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Bleak beginning for the day: An old man’s cough from the next apartment.
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After a divorce, how quickly ‘Mom’ becomes ‘Your mother.’
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Why travel? Shakespeare never went anywhere but he knew everything.
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No truth to the rumor that Stormy Daniels will host the Super Bowl halftime show.
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Maybe he’ll find a way to leave gracefully. One Dallas is enough.
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Worst fear: Health (life and death). Money (room and board).
Love? Forget love. You can live without love.
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Guns for librarians? Johnny, this book is two weeks late. Blam!
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Why is everything so hard? Because the world is totally inert and resists any change.
