By Charles Caruso
Writers are at their best while writing. The rest of the time they’re just as dumb as everyone else.
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Reducing your tip is a loss of face.
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The one who calls is the one in need.
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Animals are hard to like. They’re so much like people.
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The real story: North Korean leader wants to meet Stormy Daniels.
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Immigrant’s progress: From blue collar to white collar to no collar.
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Let the Olympians handle diplomacy. The politicians don’t have a clue.
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Snow in the air is pretty. On the ground it’s…
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One anecdote is worth a thousand facts.
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What do dogs really think of us, always yanking them around on a leash?
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Wine fills up the empty spaces in our brains.
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After snow: White trees, red walls.
