By Charles Caruso
A woman who calls a man ‘darling’ is invariably a phony.
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We start as Hamlet and end as Polonius.
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From Sunday saunter to weekday workwalk.
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Snow, silent and secret, softens the scene.
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Too much to do is better than too little.
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Christmas lights are man’s answer to death.
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Would people have loved Che as much if he had looked like Woody Allen?
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Christ would have laughed in your face if you called him a god.
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One holiday undoes a week.
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Book in one hand, booze in the other: Bootiful!
