By Charles Caruso
To become disillusioned you must first have illusions.
A man’s whole appearance goes to pieces when he loosens his tie.
Things that appeal to our worst instincts are usually the most fun.
The weather watches the calendar. Look for changes on major holidays.
The saddest words: ‘Moving away.’ When people move away, they’re gone forever. Forget all the promises.
They call them ‘remotes’ because when they ring, you’re in another room.
When will moron sports announcers realize that the term ‘Hail Mary pass’ is deeply offensive to millions of people?
Cityscape: Roof job finished. Workers gone. Where to? What next? Miss them.
What’s all this fuss about nuclear war? No civilized country would ever drop an atomic bomb on an undefended city.
