By Charles Caruso
There is nothing as beautiful as a girl carrying flowers.
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Our choice of heroes reveals everything about us.
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Never tell a joke to a surgeon working on you.
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Can anyone imagine Hamlet going to the bathroom? If Elsinore had a bathroom.
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The whole world is on a Trumpoline.
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Of course a writer wants fame and fortune and beautiful women. But what he really
wants is to be quoted in 1,000 years.
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A man who thinks nothing of putting a hook into a fish’s mouth and pulling it out of the water would probably object violently if someone put a hook into his mouth and pulled him out of the tub.
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Take away the words ‘cool’ and ‘awesome’ and most people would be struck dumb.
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On Memorial Day, all the draft-dodging politicians are talking about eternal sacrifice.
