By Charles Caruso

  • You can’t pray for yourself if you don’t believe in God. But you can pray for others. God will understand.
  • Get mad, not sad. Anger is better than depression.
  • When you’re sick, everything stops.
  • The tiger-striped dawn.
  • Did Frank Sinatra sing in the shower?
  • In a big city, if you’re ever alone, you’re in danger.
  • People’s steps are brisker leaving work than arriving.
  • In childhood, the priests tell us we have souls. In youth, the professors tell us we have intellects.In old age, the doctors tell us…oh, never mind.
  • Another day, another dolor.
  • New York would be great except for all the people.

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