By Charles Caruso
Pay close attention to what people say in anger.
It’s the way they really feel.
Should you shout, “God bless you!” when
someone in the next apartment sneezes?
Santa Claus is God in a red suit.
Better too hot than lukewarm.
Men write most of the love songs. Women are too practical to dream up that drivel.
New York morning: a hangover and a pneumatic drill outside the window. Music to the rescue!
Sign on the bathroom wall: No Smirking.
First the biopsy, then the autopsy.
A slip of the lip can sink a quip.
Sign of a thrifty Italian restaurant: Skimpy Scampi.
