Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Americans don’t know their own history,
a great advantage for our rulers.
Your jokes tell where your heart is broken.
Thinking leads to drinking.
Reading doesn’t make you smart.
It just gives you more things to be dumb about.
Spring is a promise summer doesn’t keep.
New York is the only city where you can see Dada at MoMA.
Everyone rewrites his life into some form he can live with.
Hospital nurses: Angels in white sneakers.
