By Charles Caruso
You have your run and then you’re done.
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We only recognize our happiest years when they’re past.
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You’re old when the delivery man gets to
your place before you do.
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The elections are free but the politicians are expensive.
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A girl who is chased a lot doesn’t stay chaste for long.
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If Napoleon had only been able to tweet
Marshal Ney at Waterloo.
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The man in the seat gets the heat—
the fame or the blame
