By Charles Caruso
- Little girls don’t walk. They skip.
- There is more politics at a family dinner table than in any smoke-filled convention room.
- Sleep is a many-peopled ride through a carnival funhouse with familiar faces popping out at every turn.
- Which is more fun: Going out or coming home?
- President Thump.
- God good, Devil evil.
- Stormy weather is a day off.
- That sound you hear is Putin laughing his butt off as he watches the White House follies.
- Tuna fish is the caviar of the poor.
- Worse than the collapse of the state: Letting your coffee cool in the morning.
- If you’re not healthy and wealthy, you’re probably not very wise either.
- By their books shall you know them.
- Rain: Silver on the window.
- Silence is the most painful form of rejection.
