By Charles Caruso
Everyone laughs at the boss’s jokes.
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You’re middle-aged when you bring a chair to the beach.
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Blood is thicker than semen. Family ties outlast the sexual.
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A miss is as good as her smile.
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You can’t pray for yourself if you don’t believe in God. But you can pray for others.
God will understand.
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New organization for older dogs: AARF.
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Promiscuous: New face, new fanny.
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At heart a diplomat is a businessman. He wants peace between nations so he can sell them something.
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Puppet troops never fight. They’re afraid of retaliation when the occupiers leave.
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Money is a surer thing than love. Love loses interest but money draws interest.
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Where were the Three Wise Men when he needed them?
A sinecure will cure a cynic.
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The world isn’t going to the dogs. The dogs have had it all along.
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Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s hard on a marriage.
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Mellowing and burning out are the same thing
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A claque is a clique that claps.
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People who are always talking about ‘class’ never have any.
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CLOTHES. Dirty clothes are warmer.
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DAY. Another day, another dolor.
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DEATH. Death isn’t suffering. Death is the end of suffering.
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DELAY. Delay is doom to the petitioner.
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DOING. Arrange by doing. As you do, the arrangement appears.
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EARTH
One day we’re on top of the earth. Next day the earth is on top of us.
