By Charles Caruso
New York is the only city where you can see Dada at MoMA.
Spring is a promise summer doesn’t keep.
Dogs are not as stupid as cats think.
The biggest pest is the right-on-time guest.
Where were the Three Wise Men when he needed them?
Sunrise doesn’t start the day. Coffee does.
Nothing so bad that a drink can’t fix it.
Pain is a friend and teacher.
Death isn’t suffering. Death is the end of suffering.
A sinecure will cure a cynic.
White hair and yellow sneakers don’t go together.
It’s easy when you have no choice.