By Charles Caruso
No one should have guns but the police and army. Anyone found with a gun should be sent to Arizona for an extended stay in the sun and sand.
The color blue is reason enough to be alive.
A writer wants fame and fortune and beautiful women, but what he really wants most is to be quoted in 1000 years.
America has become a giant studio audience—silly, empty headed,
ready to be manipulated by anyone.
The truest test of friends is how they act when you are broke.
Would we have loved Che as much if he had looked like Woody Allen?
One of those guys who turns the Christmas card over to see how much it costs.
You can tell a lot about people by
how long they keep their Christmas lights up.
When you are sick everything sucks!
Dirty clothes are warmer.
Deep in Febuary snow shop windows have an April glow.