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Caruso’s Quips

Web Admin 08/06/2020     Monthly Columns

By Charlie Caruso

No trust, no trust.

Sexual love comes and goes. Family love lives forever.

Why do TV audiences scream like maniacs?

AARF: an organization for elderly dogs.

Football playoffs should be played in summer

not February when everyone including the fans are exhausted.

To avoid reality watch the TV news.

The first letter of the New York Times logo looks like Donald Trump in profile.

A truly sexiest man will never say a Hail Mary,

he prefers an Our Father.

Some people are white, some are yolks.

Judge someone by how many teeth

he shows when smiling.

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