By Charles Caruso
LIVE AND YEARN
ACTION You can do anything they can’t stop you from doing.
ACTION Action reveals character in life as well as art.
ACTS OF GOD Acts of God are so Devilish—hurricanes, earthquakes, floods. Is God the Devil? Has he been fooling us all these years?
AMBIVALENCE What mixed feelings we have when a former wife or an old rival falls on bad times.
ANTI-SOCIAL You’re anti-social when you’d rather talk to someone’s answering machine than to them.
APARTMENTS In a small apartment, if a piece of furniture is just slightly out of place, your toe is sure to find it.
ARROGANCE Most people are pleased if you call them arrogant. It makes them feel they have something to be arrogant about.
BAR MIRRORS While watching yourself in a bar mirror, notice how the more you drink the better-looking you get.
BARBABBLE What the rabble talk in bars
BEST When we call something “best,” we really mean that it’s our favorite.
BED Bed is a bier on which we spend certain dead hours each night.